who the fuck talks like that
obviously not you
People who shame broski’s buying tampons perplex me
He’s so pathetic.
Let me tell you something about Dan Howell. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even- whatever.
So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Chris who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to London, and Dan was like, weirdly jealous of him.
Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Chris, he’d be like ‘why didn’t you call me back?’
And I’d be like, ‘why are you so obsessed with me?’
So then, for my birthday party (which was an all girls pool party) I was like, ‘Dan, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re lesbian.’
I mean I couldn’t have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? He was a lesbian.
So then his mum called my mum and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of school because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall for high school, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird, and now I guess he’s on crack.
what the hell is this even about is this true
of course it’s true why would i lie
What the fuck did I just read? Ugh some days I just can’t handle how everyone on earth is such a goddamn dumbass. It’s 11:58 which is practically afternoon so I’m gonna have a fifth of tequila for lunch and try not to think about how the children are our future so clearly we’re doomed.
What the?? Is this some weird fanfic or something? If you’re going to make up drivel about an English person, try using English words if you want it to be remotely believable.
ITS THE MONOLOGUE FROM MEAN GIRLS!
Maybe it’s time for Daryl to drop his balls again. You can’t always follow blindly.
ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS IN SUPERNATURAL
IS WHEN THEY SHOW DEAN AND CAS SHARING THESE AWKWARD “WHAT THE HELL’S GOING ON BETWEEN US” MOMENTS
AND THEN THEY CUT TO SAM
Sam ships it so hard
I have had legit conversations just like this.I just love how over the seasons penny has developed in to such a nerd